Top: Gap (Similar here) |
Skirt: Kate Spade (Similar here) |
Bag: Charles & Keith (Same but different colour here) | Sunglasses: Karen Walker |
Bracelet: Jessica Buurman | Rings: Vintage (Similar here and here) |
Shoes: Aldo (Similar here) |
While you
might not be able to tell from my icy cool exterior, I’m actually big time
hurting inside. Ok not really big time, but I’m having some feels. My baby
cousin Dominic, who I call Nom, has left for university in the states where he’ll
study something super nerdy about making games which will then reap him big
money and I’ll basically want to mooch off him forever. Now if you’ve been
keeping count, then you’d know that cousin Moo went to LA to be a film-producing, Mustang-driving, jam-making hippie, and sister Mousie has gone to
New York to totally lose her sense of distance.
Mousie: It’s
just like 4 blocks away, we can walk it
Me: Uhh,
okay
98567KM
later or 61246.694 miles
Mousie:
See? That wasn’t so far!
Me: I can’t
feel my legs.
So I am the
last surviving family member of our generation still living in Singapore. Don’t get me
wrong. I love it here, but do you know what this means for me during Chinese
New Year???
I’m horrible when it comes to socializing, even with members of our
extended family. I used to always have the others there as a buffer to my
weirdness. Now that Nom is gone, I’m ALL ALONE. So I think as retribution for
them all up and leaving like the big goons that they are, I’m going to claim
all their angpow (red packet) money as my own. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
Thanks for
reading, and if you’re Mousie, Moo or Nom, SUCK IT GOONS. (Come home?)
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