How do you make it Eiffely?

Earrings: Gift from Wens (Similar here)

Top: J. Crew (Similar here)

Skirt: ASOS (Similar here)

Bag: Vincci (Similar here)

Bangle: Old (Similar here) | Ring: Far East Plaza (Similar here) | Shoes: ASOS (Similar here)

Because of a conversation I had with the mouse squad, and also because they are a super cute gift from my god-sis, I decided to wear these little Eiffel Tower earrings.

The mouse squad wasn't talking about the historic landmark of Paris so much as we were discussing puppetry of the peen. Yup. CC suddenly texted to say that she had just learned of the most unique hens night performers in the history of the universe. Forget strippers dressed as cops or firemen, these performers charge $900 for a half hour for a performance which could include making the Eiffel Tower (and other such landmarks I presume) using their dingdongs. I don't know if that's really worth 900 bucks but you gotta admit that it is intriguing.

Anyway, not that I want to be wearing a man's downstairs department on my ears, just thought it was a funny coincidence. Thanks for reading!

Non-pervert flashing

Dress: Marcel Marongiu (Similar here) | Bag: Gracious Aires

The back has a cool drapey effect... wait for it...

BOOM! Drapey effect!

Sunglasses: Nasty Gal (Similar here) | Necklace: Lovisa (Similar here) | Ring: Butler & Wilson (Similar here)

Shoes: Derek Lam

One more embarrassing story to add to my ever increasing repertoire.

I was walking down a flight of stairs at Chinatown Point, my foot slipped and I fell down the stairs just as three women were coming towards the staircase in my direction. All three swooped in to my rescue like Charlie's Angels, and with the appropriate 'oh no's' and 'aaahhhs', they asked me if I was okay. In my embarrassment, the first thing I blurted out was 'oh no! I'm so sorry I totally flashed my panties at you!'

While they were more concerned with helping me up and ensuring I hadn't broken anything, I was really flustered and kept saying sorry for flashing them and telling them how embarrassed that made me.


Anyway, if I hadn't been so busy apologising for being panties-ahoy, I would have thanked the angels more for their help. They were all so caring and reassuring and it made me feel a lot less embarrassed. So whoever you three are, thank you for picking me up and lying that you didn't see my nethers because I know you totally did.

Thanks for reading, and if you're wondering, I am okay except for a bruise on my butt and some embarrassment because I can wear some awesome strappy heels but I guess I can't walk in them.

On cloud 9

Dress: Original Penguin (Similar here)

Sunglass: Woodzee

Bag: ASOS

Ring: Gift from Wens (Similar here) | Shoes: Le Bunny Bleu

I've been waiting for an occasion to bust out this cute cloud clutch from ASOS and I think it nicely compliments my rainbow striped dress because rainbows and clouds always go together cutely. Proof:

Buay tahan so cutesy. Pic from here

Too. Much. Cute. 

And what better way to show my joy that the weekend approacheth (I'm doing Shakespeare now) than to wear happy bright colours and hold a whimsical clutch.

However, as a crazy hoarder of junk, I like to be able to carry at least my bathroom sink in my bag and the downside of this clutch is that it only has the capacity to carry some cash and a phone. I'm not sure if the makers were expecting me to carry the rest of my stuff on my head.

I'm just not that talented. Pic from here

Anyway, thanks for reading! Have a super rainbow-bright-balancey-on-head weekend!

Lip service

Shirt: Yesstyle | Skirt: ASOS

Sunglasses: Old (Similar here)

Bracelet: Similar here | Rings: Similar here and here

Bag: Kate Spade (Similar here)

Shoes: Rebecca Sanver (Similar-ish here)

My goodness this is a matchymatchy outfit. It actually wasn't so matchy in real life but in photos I look like I am obsessed with blue and orange and if I don't wear ALL the blue and orange in the world, a great plague will come and wipe us all out and the earth will be filled with zombies eating brains and drooling, and bugs will be the size of cars and we'll all be pretty much screwed.

Hmmm. What is my point? Oh I didn't have one.

Thanks for reading! Zooooooooooooooooommbieeeeeee waaaaaaaaaants braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssss.

Wiggle wiggle

Dress: ASOS (Similar here)

Oh haaiii there!

Sunglasses: Dior (Similar here)

Bag: OG (Similar here) | Ring: Jessica Burman | Bracelet: Similar-ish here

Shoes: Velvet

I was emceeing my company's Christmas charity bazaar today so I wanted to be really bright and festive so I whipped out this ASOS 'wiggle dress'. That is seriously it's name I kid you not. I think I realise why it's called that - instead of taking my normal awkward and clumsy strides, I would wiggle around because it's mad form fitting and really restricts movement, breathing, and eating. Basically, goodbye circulation, hello full on paralysis.

So if you're thinking, 'go a size up, you dummy!', well, I totally did and it's still tight. DAMMIT!!!! But I continue to torture myself, and probably will continue to do so with other garments simply because I'm a vainpot sucker for punishment.

So, do you ever wear really uncomfortable things although you know it's going to torture you? Please tell me you do and I'm not some weirdo.

Thanks for reading!